People who text while driving are the worst humans.
People who text while driving are officially the Worst Humans of 2015.
These road menaces beat out people who aren’t actually gluten allergic in the final round of the 2015 Worst Human March Madness poll earlier today, scoring 58 per cent of the popular vote vs. wheatophobes.
The victory capped a thoroughly dominating tournament for horrible texting drivers, having beaten people who don’t cover their mouth while coughing by a decisive 80-20% vote count in The FU 4 round, pummeling frequent selfie takers 69-31% in The Awful 8 round, dismantling road rage drivers 84-16% in The Shit 16 round, smacking down people who are always late 71-29% in round two, and in what would be their closest contest, defeating people who park in handicap spaces by 53-47% in the opening round.
Society has now spoken. Let this be a lesson to all who text while driving.
Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket results.
2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.
PREVIOUS ROUND RESULTS
The FU 4
April 2
The Awful 8
April 1
The Shit 16 Recap
March 31
Second Round Recap
March 29
Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference
March 30
Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference
First Round Recap
March 25
Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one… See results.
March 26
Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one… See results.
March 27
Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference… See results.
March 28
Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference… See results.
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