Tag Archives: 2015 March Madness

UPDATE: Results for The Shit 16 round:

Texting while driving is worse than road rage drivers… 84-16%
Frequent selfie taking is worse than Facebook game inviting… 58-42%
Not covering your mouth while coughing is worse than throwing garbage on the ground… 63-37%
Aggressively bad tipping is worse than standing too close to you in the ATM line… 63-37%
Telling you to smile more is worse than using words incorrectly… 56-44%
Crossfit cultists are worse than panicking when it snows… 56-44%
Smelling like pee is worse than unusually toxic farts… 69-31%
Not actually being gluten allergic is worse than being a messy eater… 67-33%

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The polls have closed on round two voting in the Interactions, Physical World, Human Body Conference and Food & Drink Conferences (LINK TO RESULTS BELOW). This means we’re getting down to the seriously Worst Humans… The Shit 16.

This also means it’s time to start voting on the eight matchups that encompass The Shit 16:

Road rage drivers vs. Texting while driving
Frequent selfie takers vs. Facebook game inviters
Coughing and not covering your mouth vs. Throwing garbage on the ground
Standing too close in the ATM line vs. Aggressively bad tippers
Tells you to smile more vs. People who use words incorrectly
Panics when it snows vs. Crossfit cultists
Smells like pee vs. Unusually toxic farts
Messy eaters vs. Not actually gluten allergic

Got an opinion on who you think is the worst human? The polls are now open, so vote on it…

VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN - SHIT 16 ROUND

Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket (current to March 31, 2015).

The Shit 16 Voting Schedule

March 31

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Second Round Recap

March 29

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

See results.

March 30

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

See results.

First Round Recap

March 25

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one… See results.

March 26

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one… See results.

March 27

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference… See results.

March 28

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference… See results.

VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN - SHIT 16 ROUND