VOTE NOW: 2015 Worst Human March Madness Playdown – Round 2

UPDATE: Results for Transportation, Social Media, Unclean and Money & Commerce Conferences, round 2:

Road rage drivers are worse than slow walkers … 71-29%
Texting while driving is worse than always being late … 71-29%
Frequent selfie taking is worse than oversharing … 65-35%
Facebook game inviters are worse than people who use #blessed unironically… 65-35%
Coughing and not covering your mouth is worse than public toilet hover shitting … 59-41%
Throwing your garbage on the ground is worse than smelling like cigarettes… 82-18%
Standing too close in the ATM line is worse than being rich and pretending you’re not … 65-35%
Aggressively bad tippers are worse than people with 20 items in the 10-or-less line … 59-41%

The Shit 16 matchups will be:

Road rage drivers vs. Texting while driving
Frequent selfie takers vs. Facebook game inviters
Coughing and not covering your mouth vs. Throwing garbage on the ground
Standing too close in the ATM line vs. Aggressively bad tippers

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Now things get real.

Voting for the 2015 Worst Human competition, Round 1, in the Human Body Conference and the Food & Drink Conference is now done. LINK TO RESULTS BELOW.

We have now entered into the second round, which means voting on the next eight matchups in the following: Transportation Conference, Social Media Conference, Unclean Conference, Money & Commerce. Conference

Voting has officially begun. So, VOTE…

Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket (current to March 29, 2015).

Second Round Voting Schedule

March 29

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

March 30

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

First Round Recap

March 25

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one… See results.

March 26

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one… See results.

March 27

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference… See results.

March 28

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference… See results.