VOTE NOW: 2015 Worst Human March Madness Playdown – Unclean, Money and Commerce

Vote to determine the worst human

Vote to determine the worst human

UPDATE: Results for Unclean Conference and Money & Commerce Conference, round 1:

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

Not covering your mouth while coughing is worse than not scooping your dog’s poop … 52-48%
Hover shitting on public toilets is worse than having a dirty keyboard … 93-7%
Smelling like cigarettes is worse than smelling like cologne/perfume … 66-34%
Throwing garbage on the ground is worse than walking around in public barefoot … 93-7%
Being wealthy and pretending you’re not is worse than extreme couponing … 69-31%
Hovering too close to you at the bank machine is worse than people who don’t understand bank machines … 66-34%
20 items or more in the 10-or-less checkout is worse than blocking the grocery store aisle … 66-34%
Aggressively bad tippers are worse than internet pennystock traders … 100% … nobody voted for pennystock traders

Round two matchups will be:

Coughing, doesn’t cover mouth vs. Public toilet hover shitters
Smells like cigarettes vs. Throws garbage on ground
Wealthy, pretends they’re not vs. Hovers too close in bank machine line
20 items in 10-or-less checkout vs. Aggressively bad tippers

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There’s no turning back now.

Voting for the 2015 Worst Human competition, Round 1, in the Transportation Conference and Social Media Conference is now done. RESULTS BELOW.

Now up, voting in the Unclean Conference and the Money & Commerce Conference.

Voting has officially begun. So, VOTE…

Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

First Round Voting Schedule

March 25

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference

See results.

March 26

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

March 27

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference

March 28

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

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