VOTE NOW: 2015 Worst Human March Madness Playdown – Transportation, Social Media Conferences

UPDATE: Results for Transportation, Social Media Conferences, round 1:

Slow walkers are worse than people who can’t walk straight … 66-34%
Road rage drivers are worse than road rage cyclists … 70-30%
People who are late are worse than people scared of escalators … 85-15%
People who text while driving are worse than people who park in handicap spots … 53-47%
Frequent selfie takers are worse than people who won’t join Facebook … 85-15%
Oversharers are worse than couples with shared Facebook accounts … 51-49%
Facebook game inviters are worse than frequent LinkdIn users … 89-11%
People who use #blessed unironically are worse than people who use #blessed ironically … 77-23%

Round two matchups will be:

Slow walkers vs. Road rage drivers
Late people vs. Texts while driving
Frequent selfie takers vs. Oversharers
Facebook game inviters vs. Unironic #blessed users

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It’s tough being good. After all, it’s been scientifically shown that people don’t actually like those Ned Flanders, do-gooder types.

Still, I’d rather take an army of cloying, selfless dorks any day over their opposites: the casually inconsiderate, the ungracious, the rude, the thoughtless and the annoying people who you interact with every day. These awful people, these worst humans, assault the senses in such a multitude of offensive ways that it’s hard to figure out what actually might be the most awful. So we’re going to try figuring out what that is.

Broken down into eight conference — Transportation, Social Media, Unclean, Money & Commerce, Interactions, Physical World, Human Body, Food & Drink — and 64 separate actions/traits/human ticks, Risky Fuel has organized a March Madness-style tournament to determine what makes… The Worst Human of 2015.

Voting has officially begun (first round below… VOTE NOW). Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket.

BAM… VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN – ROUND #1

First Round Voting Schedule

March 25
Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET
Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference

March 26
Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET
Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

See results.

March 27
Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET
Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference

March 28
Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET
Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN – ROUND #1