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by Aaron Brophy | April 5, 2015 · 6:53 pm

People Who Text While Driving Officially Declared Worst Humans Of 2015

People who text while driving are the worst humans.

People who text while driving are the worst humans.

People who text while driving are officially the Worst Humans of 2015.

These road menaces beat out people who aren’t actually gluten allergic in the final round of the 2015 Worst Human March Madness poll earlier today, scoring 58 per cent of the popular vote vs. wheatophobes.

The victory capped a thoroughly dominating tournament for horrible texting drivers, having beaten people who don’t cover their mouth while coughing by a decisive 80-20% vote count in The FU 4 round, pummeling frequent selfie takers 69-31% in The Awful 8 round, dismantling road rage drivers 84-16% in The Shit 16 round, smacking down people who are always late 71-29% in round two, and in what would be their closest contest, defeating people who park in handicap spaces by 53-47% in the opening round.

Society has now spoken. Let this be a lesson to all who text while driving.

Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket results.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

PREVIOUS ROUND RESULTS

The FU 4

April 2

The Awful 8

April 1

The Shit 16 Recap

March 31

Second Round Recap

March 29

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

March 30

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

First Round Recap

March 25

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one… See results.

March 26

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one… See results.

March 27

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference… See results.

March 28

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference… See results.

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by Aaron Brophy | April 3, 2015 · 1:57 am

2015 Worst Human Poll Final: Not Gluten Allergic vs. Texts While Driving

Not actually gluten allergic vs. Texts while driving

Not actually gluten allergic vs. Texts while driving

The polls have closed on The FU 4 round (LINK TO RESULTS BELOW). Which means we are now down to the final two contestants in the 2015 Worst Human poll…

Not actually gluten allergic vs. Texts while driving

To vote on which of these is worst, go here…

VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN OF 2015

Note: Because it’s Easter weekend and because it took Jesus three full days to rise again, we think it’s only fair that there be three days of voting for the Worst Human finale. Therefore, the polls for this one will stay open until Sunday, April 5 at 8 am ET.

Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket (current to April 3, 2015).

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

The Worst Human Finals

Voting begins at midnight on Friday, April 3, ends Sunday, April 5 at 8 am ET

The FU 4

PAST RESULTS

April 2

The Awful 8

April 1

The Shit 16 Recap

March 31

Second Round Recap

March 29

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

March 30

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

First Round Recap

March 25

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one… See results.

March 26

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one… See results.

March 27

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference… See results.

March 28

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference… See results.

VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN OF 2015

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by Aaron Brophy | April 2, 2015 · 12:13 am

2015 Worst Human March Madness Poll: Vote On The FU 4

Vote to determine the worst human

Vote to determine the worst human

UPDATE: The results for the FU 4 matchups:

Texts while driving is worse than not covering your mouth while coughing… 80-20%
Not actually being gluten allergic is worse than Crossfit cultists… 65-35%

The 2015 Worst Human final will be…

Texts while driving vs. Not actually gluten allergic

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The polls have closed on The Awful 8 round (LINK TO RESULTS BELOW). We are now amongst the truly Worst Humans… The FU 4. The two matchups in The FU 4 Worst Human semi-final are:

Texts while driving vs. Doesn't cover mouth while coughing

Texts while driving vs. Doesn’t cover mouth while coughing

Not actually gluten allergic vs. Crossfit cultists

Not actually gluten allergic vs. Crossfit cultists

To vote on which of these is worst, go here… VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN - THE FU 4 Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket (current to April 2, 2015).

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

The FU 4

April 2

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

The Awful 8

April 1

PAST RESULTS

The Shit 16 Recap

March 31

Second Round Recap

March 29

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

March 30

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

First Round Recap

March 25 Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one…

March 26 Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one…

March 27

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference…

March 28

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference…

VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN - THE FU 4

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by Aaron Brophy | April 1, 2015 · 12:00 am

2015 Worst Human March Madness Poll: Vote On The Awful 8

Vote to determine the worst human

Vote to determine the worst human

UPDATE: Results for The Awful 8 matchups

Texting while driving is worse than frequent selfie taking… 69-31%
Not covering your mouth while coughing is worse than bad tipping … 53-47%
Crossfit cultists are worse than people who tell you to smile more… 53-47%
Not actually being gluten allergic is worse than smelling like pee… 51-49%

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The polls have closed on The Shit 16 round (LINK TO RESULTS BELOW). This means we’re getting down to the seriously Worst Humans… The Awful 8.

This also means it’s time to start voting on the four quarter-final matchups that make up The Awful 8:

Texts while driving vs. Frequent selfie takers
Doesn’t cover mouth while coughing vs. Aggressively bad tippers
Tells you to smile more vs. Crossfit cultists
Smells like pee vs. Not actually gluten allergic

Got an opinion on who you think is the worst human? The polls are now open, so vote on it…

VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN - AWFUL 8

Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket (current to April 1, 2015).

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

The Awful 8

April 1

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

PAST RESULTS

The Shit 16 Recap

March 31

Second Round Recap

March 29

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

March 30

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

First Round Recap

March 25

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one… See results.

March 26

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one… See results.

March 27

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference… See results.

March 28

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference… See results.

VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN - AWFUL 8

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by Aaron Brophy | March 30, 2015 · 12:00 am

VOTE NOW: 2015 Worst Human March Madness Playdown – More Round 2

Vote to determine the worst human

Vote to determine the worst human

UPDATE: Results for Interactions, Physical World, Human Body Conference and Food & Drink Conferences, round 2:

Telling you to smile more is worse than being a nosy neighbour … 54-46%
Using words incorrectly is worse than yelling a lot … 51-49%
Panicking when it snows is worse than having a large backpack … 54-46%
Crossfit cultists are worse than snickering teenagers… 66-34%
Smelling like pee is worse than chewing loudly … 80-20%
Unusually toxic farts are worse than dandruff … 57-43%
Messy eaters are worse than coffee breath … 63-37%
Not actually being gluten allergic is worse than only drinking bottled water … 60-40%

The Shit 16 matchups will be:

Tells you to smile more vs. People who use words incorrectly
Panics when it snows vs. Crossfit cultists
Smells like pee vs. Unusually toxic farts
Messy eaters vs. Not actually gluten allergic

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With the polls closed on the Transportation, Social Media, Unclean and Money & Commerce Conferences, we’re halfway done the Worst Human second round matchups. LINK TO RESULTS BELOW.

This means it’s time to start voting on the next eight matchups in the following Conferences: Interactions, Physical World, Human Body, Food & Drink.

Voting has officially begun. So, VOTE…

VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN - 2nd Round, part 2

Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket (current to March 29, 2015).

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

Second Round Voting Schedule

March 29

~~Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET~~

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

March 30

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

First Round Recap

March 25

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one… See results.

March 26

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one… See results.

March 27

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference… See results.

March 28

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference… See results.

VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN - 2nd Round, part 2

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