VOTE NOW: 2015 Worst Human March Madness Playdown – Human Body, Food and Drink

Vote to determine the worst human

Vote to determine the worst human

UPDATE: Results for Human Body Conference and Food & Drink Conference, round 1:

Smelling like pee is worse than mumbling … 78-22%
Loud chewing is worse than frequently pouting … 52-48%
Unusually toxic farts are worse than unusually white teeth … 70-30%
Dandruff is worse than disproportionately large hands… 89-11%
Garlic breath is worse than coffee breath … 52-48%
Messy eaters are worse than picky eaters… 59-41%
Only drinking bottled water is worse than not being able to hold your liquor … 74-26%
Not actually being gluten allergic is worse than being freaked out by cilantro … 96-4%

Round two matchups will be:

Smelling like pee vs. Loud chewing
Unusually toxic farts vs. Dandruff
Garlic breath vs. Messy eaters
Only drinks bottled water vs. Not actually gluten allergic

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Voting for the 2015 Worst Human competition, Round 1, in the Interactions Conference and the Physical World Conference is now done. RESULTS BELOW.

Now up, voting in the Human Body Conference  and the Food & Drink Conference.

Voting has officially begun. So, VOTE…

Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket (current to March 28, 2015).

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

First Round Voting Schedule

March 25

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference

See results.

March 26

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

See results.

March 27

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference

See results.

March 28

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

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