2015 Worst Human March Madness Poll: Vote On The Awful 8

UPDATE: Results for The Awful 8 matchups

Texting while driving is worse than frequent selfie taking… 69-31%
Not covering your mouth while coughing is worse than bad tipping … 53-47%
Crossfit cultists are worse than people who tell you to smile more… 53-47%
Not actually being gluten allergic is worse than smelling like pee… 51-49%

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The polls have closed on The Shit 16 round (LINK TO RESULTS BELOW). This means we’re getting down to the seriously Worst Humans… The Awful 8.

This also means it’s time to start voting on the four quarter-final matchups that make up The Awful 8:

Texts while driving vs. Frequent selfie takers
Doesn’t cover mouth while coughing vs. Aggressively bad tippers
Tells you to smile more vs. Crossfit cultists
Smells like pee vs. Not actually gluten allergic

Got an opinion on who you think is the worst human? The polls are now open, so vote on it…

VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN - AWFUL 8

Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket (current to April 1, 2015).

The Awful 8

April 1

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

PAST RESULTS

The Shit 16 Recap

March 31

See results.

Second Round Recap

March 29

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

See results.

March 30

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

See results.

First Round Recap

March 25

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one… See results.

March 26

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one… See results.

March 27

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference… See results.

March 28

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference… See results.

VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN - AWFUL 8