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People who text while driving are the worst humans.
People who text while driving are officially the Worst Humans of 2015.
These road menaces beat out people who aren’t actually gluten allergic in the final round of the 2015 Worst Human March Madness poll earlier today, scoring 58 per cent of the popular vote vs. wheatophobes.
The victory capped a thoroughly dominating tournament for horrible texting drivers, having beaten people who don’t cover their mouth while coughing by a decisive 80-20% vote count in The FU 4 round, pummeling frequent selfie takers 69-31% in The Awful 8 round, dismantling road rage drivers 84-16% in The Shit 16 round, smacking down people who are always late 71-29% in round two, and in what would be their closest contest, defeating people who park in handicap spaces by 53-47% in the opening round.
Society has now spoken. Let this be a lesson to all who text while driving.
Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket results.
2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.
PREVIOUS ROUND RESULTS
The FU 4
April 2
The Awful 8
April 1
The Shit 16 Recap
March 31
Second Round Recap
March 29
Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference
March 30
Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference
First Round Recap
March 25
Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one… See results.
March 26
Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one… See results.
March 27
Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference… See results.
March 28
Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference… See results.
Not actually gluten allergic vs. Texts while driving
The polls have closed on The FU 4 round (LINK TO RESULTS BELOW). Which means we are now down to the final two contestants in the 2015 Worst Human poll…
Not actually gluten allergic vs. Texts while driving
To vote on which of these is worst, go here…
VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN OF 2015Note: Because it’s Easter weekend and because it took Jesus three full days to rise again, we think it’s only fair that there be three days of voting for the Worst Human finale. Therefore, the polls for this one will stay open until Sunday, April 5 at 8 am ET.
Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket (current to April 3, 2015).
2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.
The Worst Human Finals
Voting begins at midnight on Friday, April 3, ends Sunday, April 5 at 8 am ET
The FU 4
PAST RESULTS
April 2
The Awful 8
April 1
The Shit 16 Recap
March 31
Second Round Recap
March 29
Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference
March 30
Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference
First Round Recap
March 25
Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one… See results.
March 26
Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one… See results.
March 27
Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference… See results.
March 28
Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference… See results.
VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN OF 2015
Vote to determine the worst human
UPDATE: The results for the FU 4 matchups:
Texts while driving is worse than not covering your mouth while coughing… 80-20%
Not actually being gluten allergic is worse than Crossfit cultists… 65-35%
The 2015 Worst Human final will be…
Texts while driving vs. Not actually gluten allergic
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The polls have closed on The Awful 8 round (LINK TO RESULTS BELOW). We are now amongst the truly Worst Humans… The FU 4. The two matchups in The FU 4 Worst Human semi-final are:
Texts while driving vs. Doesn’t cover mouth while coughing
Not actually gluten allergic vs. Crossfit cultists
To vote on which of these is worst, go here… VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN - THE FU 4 Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket (current to April 2, 2015).
2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.
The FU 4
April 2
Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET
The Awful 8
April 1
PAST RESULTS
The Shit 16 Recap
March 31
Second Round Recap
March 29
Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference
March 30
Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference
First Round Recap
March 25 Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one…
March 26 Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one…
March 27
Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference…
March 28
Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference…
VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN - THE FU 4
Vote to determine the worst human
UPDATE: Results for The Awful 8 matchups
Texting while driving is worse than frequent selfie taking… 69-31%
Not covering your mouth while coughing is worse than bad tipping … 53-47%
Crossfit cultists are worse than people who tell you to smile more… 53-47%
Not actually being gluten allergic is worse than smelling like pee… 51-49%
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The polls have closed on The Shit 16 round (LINK TO RESULTS BELOW). This means we’re getting down to the seriously Worst Humans… The Awful 8.
This also means it’s time to start voting on the four quarter-final matchups that make up The Awful 8:
Texts while driving vs. Frequent selfie takers
Doesn’t cover mouth while coughing vs. Aggressively bad tippers
Tells you to smile more vs. Crossfit cultists
Smells like pee vs. Not actually gluten allergic
Got an opinion on who you think is the worst human? The polls are now open, so vote on it…
VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN - AWFUL 8Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket (current to April 1, 2015).
2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.
The Awful 8
April 1
Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET
PAST RESULTS
The Shit 16 Recap
March 31
Second Round Recap
March 29
Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference
March 30
Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference
First Round Recap
March 25
Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one… See results.
March 26
Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one… See results.
March 27
Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference… See results.
March 28
Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference… See results.
VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN - AWFUL 8
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