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VOTE NOW: 2015 Worst Human March Madness Playdown – Transportation, Social Media Conferences

Vote to determine the worst human

Vote to determine the worst human

UPDATE: Results for Transportation, Social Media Conferences, round 1:

Slow walkers are worse than people who can’t walk straight … 66-34%
Road rage drivers are worse than road rage cyclists … 70-30%
People who are late are worse than people scared of escalators … 85-15%
People who text while driving are worse than people who park in handicap spots … 53-47%
Frequent selfie takers are worse than people who won’t join Facebook … 85-15%
Oversharers are worse than couples with shared Facebook accounts … 51-49%
Facebook game inviters are worse than frequent LinkdIn users … 89-11%
People who use #blessed unironically are worse than people who use #blessed ironically … 77-23%

Round two matchups will be:

Slow walkers vs. Road rage drivers
Late people vs. Texts while driving
Frequent selfie takers vs. Oversharers
Facebook game inviters vs. Unironic #blessed users

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It’s tough being good. After all, it’s been scientifically shown that people don’t actually like those Ned Flanders, do-gooder types.

Still, I’d rather take an army of cloying, selfless dorks any day over their opposites: the casually inconsiderate, the ungracious, the rude, the thoughtless and the annoying people who you interact with every day. These awful people, these worst humans, assault the senses in such a multitude of offensive ways that it’s hard to figure out what actually might be the most awful. So we’re going to try figuring out what that is.

Broken down into eight conference — Transportation, Social Media, Unclean, Money & Commerce, Interactions, Physical World, Human Body, Food & Drink — and 64 separate actions/traits/human ticks, Risky Fuel has organized a March Madness-style tournament to determine what makes… The Worst Human of 2015.

Voting has officially begun (first round below… VOTE NOW). Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

BAM… VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN – ROUND #1

First Round Voting Schedule

March 25
Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET
Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference

March 26
Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET
Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

See results.

March 27
Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET
Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference

March 28
Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET
Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

VOTE FOR THE WORST HUMAN – ROUND #1

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Songs For Single Ladies And Gentlemen

Beyonce

Beyonce

Valentine’s Day was yesterday and Sarah was tasked with executing some counterprogramming for it.

She composed a list of great and empowering songs for all the single folks out in the world.

Yes, Beyonce made the list.

To read the list head over to Huffington Post Music Canada by going here.

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Matthew Good: Family Man

Matthew Good

Matthew Good

A good many people have imprinted onto their consciousness that Can-rocker Matthew Good is something of an asshole.

Fair play. He actually sold t-shirts that said as much a decade ago. But he’s not quite the same person as he used to be in that regard.

Nowadays he’s mostly a regular family man.

As such I went through a number of photos of him with his family for a collection of images published in Huffington Post Music Canada.

To check out the feature go here.

 

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Songs About Friendship

The Beatles

The Beatles

It was International Friendship Day recently so I got to dig deep and find some of the best and worst of songs about amigos.

Folks like Carole King, The White Stripes (Jack needs a friend) and Morrissey (multiple entries… he’s obsessed with friendship) all made the list.

To read it head over to Huffington Post Music Canada by clicking here.

 

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Father’s Day: Best And Worst Dads In Music

Neil Young

Neil Young

It’s Father’s Day soon so Sarah was tasked with listing up some of the best and worst dads in music for Huffington Post Music Canada.

In said list you’ll find out why hating on Neil Young‘s Trans album means you’re an asshole and why Eminem‘s, well, bad.

To read the story go here.

 

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