2015 Worst Human March Madness Poll: Vote On The Awful 8

Vote to determine the worst human

Vote to determine the worst human

The polls have closed on The Shit 16 round (LINK TO RESULTS BELOW). This means we’re getting down to the seriously Worst Humans… The Awful 8.

This also means it’s time to start voting on the four quarter-final matchups that make up The Awful 8:

Texts while driving vs. Frequent selfie takers
Doesn’t cover mouth while coughing vs. Aggressively bad tippers
Tells you to smile more vs. Crossfit cultists
Smells like pee vs. Not actually gluten allergic

Got an opinion on who you think is the worst human? The polls are now open, so vote on it…

Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket (current to April 1, 2015).

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

The Awful 8

April 1

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

PAST RESULTS

The Shit 16 Recap

March 31

See results.

Second Round Recap

March 29

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

See results.

March 30

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

See results.

First Round Recap

March 25

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one… See results.

March 26

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one… See results.

March 27

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference… See results.

March 28

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference… See results.

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2015 Worst Human March Madness Poll: Vote On The Shit 16

Vote to determine the worst human

Vote to determine the worst human

UPDATE: Results for The Shit 16 round:

Texting while driving is worse than road rage drivers… 84-16%
Frequent selfie taking is worse than Facebook game inviting… 58-42%
Not covering your mouth while coughing is worse than throwing garbage on the ground… 63-37%
Aggressively bad tipping is worse than standing too close to you in the ATM line… 63-37%
Telling you to smile more is worse than using words incorrectly… 56-44%
Crossfit cultists are worse than panicking when it snows… 56-44%
Smelling like pee is worse than unusually toxic farts… 69-31%
Not actually being gluten allergic is worse than being a messy eater… 67-33%

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The polls have closed on round two voting in the Interactions, Physical World, Human Body Conference and Food & Drink Conferences (LINK TO RESULTS BELOW). This means we’re getting down to the seriously Worst Humans… The Shit 16.

This also means it’s time to start voting on the eight matchups that encompass The Shit 16:

Road rage drivers vs. Texting while driving
Frequent selfie takers vs. Facebook game inviters
Coughing and not covering your mouth vs. Throwing garbage on the ground
Standing too close in the ATM line vs. Aggressively bad tippers
Tells you to smile more vs. People who use words incorrectly
Panics when it snows vs. Crossfit cultists
Smells like pee vs. Unusually toxic farts
Messy eaters vs. Not actually gluten allergic

Got an opinion on who you think is the worst human? The polls are now open, so vote on it…

Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket (current to March 31, 2015).

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

The Shit 16 Voting Schedule

March 31

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Second Round Recap

March 29

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

See results.

March 30

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

See results.

First Round Recap

March 25

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one… See results.

March 26

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one… See results.

March 27

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference… See results.

March 28

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference… See results.

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VOTE NOW: 2015 Worst Human March Madness Playdown – More Round 2

Vote to determine the worst human

Vote to determine the worst human

UPDATE: Results for Interactions, Physical World, Human Body Conference and Food & Drink Conferences, round 2:

Telling you to smile more is worse than being a nosy neighbour … 54-46%
Using words incorrectly is worse than yelling a lot … 51-49%
Panicking when it snows is worse than having a large backpack … 54-46%
Crossfit cultists are worse than snickering teenagers… 66-34%
Smelling like pee is worse than chewing loudly … 80-20%
Unusually toxic farts are worse than dandruff … 57-43%
Messy eaters are worse than coffee breath … 63-37%
Not actually being gluten allergic is worse than only drinking bottled water … 60-40%

The Shit 16 matchups will be:

Tells you to smile more vs. People who use words incorrectly
Panics when it snows vs. Crossfit cultists
Smells like pee vs. Unusually toxic farts
Messy eaters vs. Not actually gluten allergic

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With the polls closed on the Transportation, Social Media, Unclean and Money & Commerce Conferences, we’re halfway done the Worst Human second round matchups. LINK TO RESULTS BELOW.

This means it’s time to start voting on the next eight matchups in the following Conferences: Interactions, Physical World, Human Body, Food & Drink.

Voting has officially begun. So, VOTE…

Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket (current to March 29, 2015).

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

Second Round Voting Schedule

March 29

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

See results.

March 30

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

First Round Recap

March 25

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one… See results.

March 26

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one… See results.

March 27

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference… See results.

March 28

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference… See results.

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VOTE NOW: 2015 Worst Human March Madness Playdown – Round 2

Vote to determine the worst human

Vote to determine the worst human

UPDATE: Results for Transportation, Social Media, Unclean and Money & Commerce Conferences, round 2:

Road rage drivers are worse than slow walkers … 71-29%
Texting while driving is worse than always being late … 71-29%
Frequent selfie taking is worse than oversharing … 65-35%
Facebook game inviters are worse than people who use #blessed unironically… 65-35%
Coughing and not covering your mouth is worse than public toilet hover shitting … 59-41%
Throwing your garbage on the ground is worse than smelling like cigarettes… 82-18%
Standing too close in the ATM line is worse than being rich and pretending you’re not … 65-35%
Aggressively bad tippers are worse than people with 20 items in the 10-or-less line … 59-41%

The Shit 16 matchups will be:

Road rage drivers vs. Texting while driving
Frequent selfie takers vs. Facebook game inviters
Coughing and not covering your mouth vs. Throwing garbage on the ground
Standing too close in the ATM line vs. Aggressively bad tippers

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Now things get real.

Voting for the 2015 Worst Human competition, Round 1, in the Human Body Conference and the Food & Drink Conference is now done. LINK TO RESULTS BELOW.

We have now entered into the second round, which means voting on the next eight matchups in the following: Transportation Conference, Social Media Conference, Unclean Conference, Money & Commerce. Conference

Voting has officially begun. So, VOTE…

Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket (current to March 29, 2015).

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

Second Round Voting Schedule

March 29

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference / Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

March 30

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference / Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

First Round Recap

March 25

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference, round one… See results.

March 26

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference, round one… See results.

March 27

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference… See results.

March 28

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference… See results.

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VOTE NOW: 2015 Worst Human March Madness Playdown – Human Body, Food and Drink

Vote to determine the worst human

Vote to determine the worst human

UPDATE: Results for Human Body Conference and Food & Drink Conference, round 1:

Smelling like pee is worse than mumbling … 78-22%
Loud chewing is worse than frequently pouting … 52-48%
Unusually toxic farts are worse than unusually white teeth … 70-30%
Dandruff is worse than disproportionately large hands… 89-11%
Garlic breath is worse than coffee breath … 52-48%
Messy eaters are worse than picky eaters… 59-41%
Only drinking bottled water is worse than not being able to hold your liquor … 74-26%
Not actually being gluten allergic is worse than being freaked out by cilantro … 96-4%

Round two matchups will be:

Smelling like pee vs. Loud chewing
Unusually toxic farts vs. Dandruff
Garlic breath vs. Messy eaters
Only drinks bottled water vs. Not actually gluten allergic

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Voting for the 2015 Worst Human competition, Round 1, in the Interactions Conference and the Physical World Conference is now done. RESULTS BELOW.

Now up, voting in the Human Body Conference  and the Food & Drink Conference.

Voting has officially begun. So, VOTE…

Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket (current to March 28, 2015).

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

First Round Voting Schedule

March 25

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference

See results.

March 26

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

See results.

March 27

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference

See results.

March 28

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

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VOTE NOW: 2015 Worst Human March Madness Playdown – Interactions, Physical World Conferences

Vote to determine the worst human

Vote to determine the worst human

UPDATE: Results for Interactions Conference and Physical World Conference, round 1:

Telling you to smile more is worse than backhand complimenting … 62-38%

Nosy neighbours are worse than singing/rapping in public … 62-38%
Using words incorrectly is worse than reading over your shoulder … 52-48%
Yelling a lot is worse than commenting on your weight … 59-41%
Panicking when it snows is worse than an inability to navigate revolving doors … 79-21%
Having a large backpack is worse than not being able to use an umbrella … 69-31%
Crossfit cultists are worse than public displays of affection … 66-34%
Snickering teenagers are worse than menacing children … 55-45%

Round two matchups will be:

Tells you to smile more vs. Nosy neighbours
Uses words incorrectly vs. Yells a lot
Panics when it snows vs. Has a large backpack
Crossfit cultists vs. Snickering teenagers

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Voting for the 2015 Worst Human competition, Round 1, in the Unclean Conference and Money & Commerce Conference is now done. RESULTS BELOW.

Now up, voting in the Interactions Conference and the Physical World Conference.

Voting has officially begun. So, VOTE…

Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

First Round Voting Schedule

March 25

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference

See results.

March 26

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

See results.

March 27

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference

March 28

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

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VOTE NOW: 2015 Worst Human March Madness Playdown – Unclean, Money and Commerce

Vote to determine the worst human

Vote to determine the worst human

UPDATE: Results for Unclean Conference and Money & Commerce Conference, round 1:

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

Not covering your mouth while coughing is worse than not scooping your dog’s poop … 52-48%
Hover shitting on public toilets is worse than having a dirty keyboard … 93-7%
Smelling like cigarettes is worse than smelling like cologne/perfume … 66-34%
Throwing garbage on the ground is worse than walking around in public barefoot … 93-7%
Being wealthy and pretending you’re not is worse than extreme couponing … 69-31%
Hovering too close to you at the bank machine is worse than people who don’t understand bank machines … 66-34%
20 items or more in the 10-or-less checkout is worse than blocking the grocery store aisle … 66-34%
Aggressively bad tippers are worse than internet pennystock traders … 100% … nobody voted for pennystock traders

Round two matchups will be:

Coughing, doesn’t cover mouth vs. Public toilet hover shitters
Smells like cigarettes vs. Throws garbage on ground
Wealthy, pretends they’re not vs. Hovers too close in bank machine line
20 items in 10-or-less checkout vs. Aggressively bad tippers

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There’s no turning back now.

Voting for the 2015 Worst Human competition, Round 1, in the Transportation Conference and Social Media Conference is now done. RESULTS BELOW.

Now up, voting in the Unclean Conference and the Money & Commerce Conference.

Voting has officially begun. So, VOTE…

Click the image directly below to see the full Worst Human bracket.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

2015 Worst Human bracket. Click to enlarge.

First Round Voting Schedule

March 25

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Transportation Conference / Social Media Conference

See results.

March 26

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Unclean Conference / Money & Commerce Conference

March 27

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Interactions Conference / Physical World Conference

March 28

Voting begins at midnight, ends at 11:59 pm ET

Human Body Conference / Food & Drink Conference

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