Who Said It: Theory Of A Deadman Or Jean-Paul Sartre?

Theory Of A Deadman's Tyler Connolly and Jean-Paul Sartre.

Theory Of A Deadman’s Tyler Connolly and Jean-Paul Sartre.

It would be easy to pigeonhole Theory Of A Deadman — the guys that once covered Vince McMahon’s theme song “No Chance In Hell” and whose song “Got It Made” appeared on the Nascar 09 video game soundtrack — as that band active rock radio stations use to fill the empty spaces Nickelback leaves behind when they’re out of album cycle.

That, however, would be a disservice which fails to capture the sheer magnitude of the soul crushing angst found on Theory Of A Deadman’s just released fifth album, Savages. Like Ingmar Bergman’s sonic familiar, on Savages lead singer Tyler Connolly navigates a cruel, bleak world full of despair, betrayal and the heartsick realization that humanity, given the opportunity, will often choose to do the exact worst thing.

Connolly’s anguish is so deep we went so far as to compare the suffering found in the lyrics of Savages‘ 13 songs to various quotes from existentialist French writer and philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre.

Go through all 10 lines and ask yourself, “Who said it, Theory Of A Deadman or Jean-Paul Sartre?”

1. “I give up. I give in. I surrender.”

2. “It’s all a bad dream. Who can we trust?”

3. “I exist, that is all, and I find it nauseating.”

4. “You took it all and you moved away and I’m living in a trailer by the interstate.”

5. “Nothingness haunts being.”

6. “Life begins on the other side of despair.”

7. “Will I never find peace?I look into the mirror and I hate what I’ve become, because I’m the only casualty from damage I have done.”

8. “Hell is other people.”

9. “I’m adjusting to the dark. Forget about the pain. Am I really that afraid or just insane?”

10. “It is certain that we cannot escape anguish, for we are anguish.”

Answer key is below the video.

1. Theory Of A Deadman “In Ruins”
2. Theory Of A Deadman “Misery Of Mankind”
3. Jean-Paul Sartre
4. Theory Of A Deadman “Livin’ My Life Like A Country Song feat. Don Rooney of Rascal Flatts”
5. Jean-Paul Sartre
6. Jean-Paul Sartre
7. Theory Of A Deadman “World War Me”
8. Jean-Paul Sartre
9. Theory Of A Deadman”Panic Room”
10. Jean-Paul Sartre

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Jenny Lewis Talks Insomnia, The Wizard, Ryan Adams And ‘Wonderwall’

Jenny Lewis

Jenny Lewis

At the recent TURF festival in Toronto I got to speak with former Rilo Kiley/current solo star Jenny Lewis about her newest album, The Voyager.

Some of the topics discussed: ’80s Nintendo promo movie The Wizard, Zach Galifianakis, Ryan Adams, insomnia, Beck and Oasis’ song “Wonderwall.”

To read the story head over to Huffington Post Music Canada by going here.

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Worst Canadian Songs Ever

Nickelback

Nickelback

It could be argued that if you wanted to track down the worst Canadian songs ever created you could never succeed because there’s a shimmering, evil force endlessly churning out new and horrible variants of hoser songs.

Sarah, however, considered this a challenge and attempted to determine the 50 Worst Canadian Songs.

To read the list head over to Huffington Post Music Canada by going here.

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There’s A Mike Tyson Cartoon And It Looks Amazing

Cartoon Mike Tyson

Cartoon Mike Tyson

There’s apparently going to be a new cartoon called Mike Tyson Mysteries this fall on Adult Swim.

Judging from the trailer it’s going to be the best show ever.

Sarah wrote about it for Fightland.

To read what she said, go here.

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Elvis Presley’s Boxing Past

Elvis Presley's boxing past

Elvis Presley’s boxing past

Elvis Presley’s enthusiasm for karate is pretty well-known, but the King also had a flirtation with another fighting art — boxing.

Sarah tracked some of his pugilistic adventures for Fightland.

To read the full story go here.

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