Tag Archives: Aux TV

by | January 26, 2012 · 8:22 pm

Six Extremely Detailed Descriptions Of Rock Musicals We’d Like To See

Scenes From American Idiot, The Musical

Scenes From American Idiot, The Musical

There’s been a lot of talk in the Risky Fuel household over the years about things like Pippin, Cabaret, and Hair. All of it by Sarah.

She’s moderately obsessed with musicals and has crafted a number of fake ones in her head. It would seem the enablers at AUX TV thought it would be cute to set her loose and reveal some of these ideas. The result: storylines for musicals about Bon Jovi, Arcade Fire, Rush, The Dandy Warhols and Brian Jonestown Massacre, Joel Plaskett, and the topper, a gay love triangle called Heavy Metal: The Musical set to Judas Priest songs.

You can read all about said musicals by clicking here.

 

 

 

 

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by | December 20, 2011 · 4:55 pm

Ascension Of The Witches

The Black Belles

The Black Belles

Women who wear black and sing about creepy dead things rule. Relatedly, there were a lot of such women making music this year.

So many, in fact, that AUX TV decided to consider the Ascension Of The Witches one of the “nice” trends for their annual Naughty Or Nice list this year.

Aaron wrote said story and you can find it by clicking here.

 

 

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by | December 19, 2011 · 9:12 pm

The Death Of Mainstream Rock

Foo Fighters' recent album didn't blow

Foo Fighters' recent album didn't blow

Long live rock, right?

Well if you’re a rock fan who doesn’t get their records for free from publicists you might have noticed this year’s pickins felt a little slimmer than in past years. You’re not alone. Aaron noticed it too and wrote about it for AUX TV’s annual Naughty And Nice list.

You can get to The Death Of Mainstream Rock by clicking here.

 

 

 

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by | October 29, 2011 · 12:51 am

Ultimate Moshpit Workout Tips

Greg Puciato

Greg Puciato

Sarah has a secret bread-winning life as a personal trainer. So when the folks at AUX TV were discussing how hypnotic they found Dillinger Escape Plan singer Greg Puciato’s muscles, they knew just who they should bring into the discussion.

The resulting story, 5 Easy Steps To Look Like Greg Puciato From Dillinger Escape Plan (From A Real Trainer), will legit get you ripped enough to not only survive the wall of death the next mosh pit you’re in, but be the wall of death. Oh, and the cheeky gal wrote the whole thing in that exact perky tone that you get out of all those workout magazine. Sly.

To find out why push-ups are better than bench presses for being hardcore, click here.

 

 

 

 

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by | October 29, 2011 · 12:24 am

The Revolutionary Qualities Of The Cure’s “Mint Car”

The Cure enjoy mint cars

The Cure enjoy mint cars

Risky Fuel operatives are most excited to add another new friend to our gang — AUX TV.

The digital channel and website with the fightingest spirit thought Sarah’s essay about The Cure’s happy-go-lucky song “Mint Car” would, somehow, be perfect as part of their Revolutionaries Month content series. We applaud this bravery and believe it should be celebrated… by actually reading the story and getting them some click-throughs. To do so, surf over here.

The Cure “Mint Car” (check out the team Russia hockey jersey):

 

 

 

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