Greg Puciato
Sarah has a secret bread-winning life as a personal trainer. So when the folks at AUX TV were discussing how hypnotic they found Dillinger Escape Plan singer Greg Puciato’s muscles, they knew just who they should bring into the discussion.
The resulting story, 5 Easy Steps To Look Like Greg Puciato From Dillinger Escape Plan (From A Real Trainer), will legit get you ripped enough to not only survive the wall of death the next mosh pit you’re in, but be the wall of death. Oh, and the cheeky gal wrote the whole thing in that exact perky tone that you get out of all those workout magazine. Sly.
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