Aaron’s Top 5 Television Jerks

Gob Bluth

Gob Bluth

The television jerk is a beautiful thing. Residing somewhere between villain and oaf, these characters are often the antidote to lame protagonists and pandering storylines.

Here are five of my favourites:

5. Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Cartoon milkshake Master Shake’s constant antagonism of dullard running buddy Meatwad is his go-to act-out, but pretty much everything he does is ridiculously and brilliantly assholic. Master Shake’s jerkishness is a thing of relentless beauty.

4. E.B. Farnum, Deadwood

Technically, E.B. Farnum’s more sniveling worm than jerk, but most of the characters on Deadwood are jerks so his brand of noxiousness uniquely stands out. Particularly good are his interactions with his assistant Richardson, a simpleton E.B. picks on mercilessly.

3. Malcolm Tucker, The Thick Of It

Watching Malcolm Tucker will a) help you compose brilliantly withering insults, and b) make you want to swear at your co-workers a lot more.

2. Pierce Hawthorne, Community

Bumbling racist Pierce Hawthorne’s best when executing some act of physical comedy — tripping over drumkits, having trampoline accidents — and without him there’d be no Community.

1. Gob Bluth, Arrested Development

Gob Bluth is a perfect human. “Come on!” is one of television’s great catchphrases.

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Polaris People For The Week Of March 1 (Stars! Ron Sexsmith! Two Hours Traffic!)

Ron Sexsmith

Ron Sexsmith

The latest edition of my Polaris People column is online over at the Polaris Music Prize website.

For this one we discovered what karaoke songs Ron Sexsmith likes, go to the theatre with Stars and learn about Two Hours Traffic‘s favourite bands.

To read this week’s column, go here.

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This Week In Music History (February 24 – March 2)

Bruce Springsteen

Bruce Springsteen

My latest “This Week In Music History” feature went out again this week over at the Spinner.

This week we learned how long it took Bruce Springsteen to get his just rewards, revisited Jim Morrison getting arrested onstage and Ray Charles getting strangled onstage (seriously, he didn’t see it coming).

To learn more about these things and to read a bunch of other stuff that made music history, click here.

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Tom Odell + Taylor Swift 4EVR (Or Until She Gets Another Boyfriend)

Taylor Swift & Tom Odell

Taylor Swift & Tom Odell

British next big thing Tom Odell and serial boyfriend disposer Taylor Swift may or may not be circling each other in some publici-dating capacity. If they are in fact the real deal, however, Sarah will have been one of the first people to track the genesis of the fledgling relationship.

It seems Odell thinks Swift is deeper and darker than she gets credit for, and Swift just thinks Odell’s OMG good.

It must be love.

Read the full story over at Spinner.

 

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Polaris People For The Week Of February 22 (The Gif Edition)

Grimes' boots

Grimes’ boots

The latest edition of my Polaris People column is online over at the Polaris Music Prize website.

Because I went on vacation last week I broke from the traditional Polaris People format and instead found 10 Great Gifs involving past Polaris nominees. Grimes‘ boots are in there, so is Damian Abraham from Fucked Up flopping around as well as Feist shooting fireworks.

To see what I’m talking about, go here.

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